Posts Tagged ‘Not so important

08
Apr

Everything Men know about Women

It was several months ago, when I and Futri went to One Utama, Damansara. I did remember, I was looking in comic section, when Futri called me, ” Ham, Ham.. sini deh.”
Me : “Apaan sih?” then I walk curiously to her.
Fut : “Liat deh buku ini..”
She handed me a book.

I’m looking at the book she gaves me.

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And then I flipped-out to see the back cover.


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Then finally, I open the book, again, curiously, so eager to know what is the content.

When I opened-up, for a moment I was in shock, Futri already burst to laugh, then a second later, I joined her.

What’s so funny about this book?

Well, it’s not that I’m a spoiler, but I know, this book must not be on sale in Indonesia, so I can’t just leave you clueless, can I? =)

If you wonder why I’m so sure about this book wasn’t enter Indonesian market, well, obviously not because it is so hard to translate to Indonesian, ahaha..

Okay, here’s what so funny about this book.

There’s total 120 pages in this book, and IT’S ALL BLANK !! Ahahaha.. Literally, blank, as in you buy an A4 paper.

Holy crap !

This woman, *not Dr.Alan Francis, its just an alias name* Cindy Cashman, was able to earned more than thousands dollar from the royalty with just a creative out-of-the-box thinking.

Silly, but yet, somehow most of people think that it is true, an implicit as well as an explicit message from this book, lesson learned, that men know nothing about women, ahahaha.

Well, I know, I can laugh because I didn’t buy that book, but how about the one who actually buy it without knowing the inside of the book?

It turns out that women still like this book *from the reviews*, it was a perfect and wonderful gift to give to their female friends, quoted them.


But, the waste of trees (120 pages) is quite regrettable, though. =)

13
Sep

The Mundane II

Gwe punya good news dan bad news buat diumumin. Mungkin parameter good news dan bad news gwe bisa twisted, yang bagi gwe good news, itu bad news buat lo, dan bad news gwe adalah good news buat lo, hehe..

First, the good news is..

Gwe udah punya gebetan lagi.. :D

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Lalu, the bad news is..

Familiar sama judul postingan gwe ini? Yap, anda benar, sekali lagi gwe menyukai pacar orang, hehe.. And yeah, even with the same person as before.. Hahaha..

*Duh, jadi balik masuk PPO Club lagi deh, ckck.. Kemaren2 udah keluar padahal*

*FYI, PPO = Pecinta Pacar Orang, ada yang mau gabung juga? :D*

Hahah, ai udah kreji nih kayanya.

Pertama : suka sama pacar orang.

Kedua : Dia ini gebetan teraneh gwe, coz bisa dibilang, we do have nothing in common, gwe sama dia. Kaya contohnya : dia suka, HOBI belajar, gwe ga suka sama sekali ma belajar, gwe suka baca buku, dia ga suka baca buku, kecuali text books, satu2nya jenis buku yang gwe ga suka baca, gwe suka nonton bioskop dan dvd, dia ga suka, sukanya nonton TV, gwe ga suka nonton TV. Apa yang bisa jadi topik pembicaraan ya?

Ketiga : Ini hari pertama Ramadhan, gwe bukannya nulis sesuatu yang bertemakan bermaaf2an atau Ramadhan, malah mengumumkan punya gebetan baru, ckck..

Keempat : “Gwe punya gebetan baru” adalah berita ga menarik buat orang lain, ngapain gwe tulis di blog ini?

Kelima : Udah tau gitu, gwe masih tetep lanjut nulis pula, walau gwe udah mulai ga tau apa yang mau gwe tulis dan apa yang udah gwe tulis.

Keenam : Minggu depan udah final exams, dan gwe tetep santai2 ga pernah belajar.

Ketujuh : Aaaaarrrrrggghhh.. *nah, ini tanda paling jelas klo ai am going kreji.. *nulis englishnya aja udah ngaco, padahal biasanya gwe sebel banget klo Titiw nulis kaya gitu, hohoho..*

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www.nyampah.com

Terima kasih telah mengunjungi website kami, dan membaca berita sampah ini. Memasuki bulan Ramadhan, marilah kita bermaaf-maafan untuk mensucikan hati kita. :D

01
Sep

To V..

To V.. say a bound are,
bound are too V.. say A.
call owe tea doubt bound are,
bow can too V.. say A..

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Bingung?
Waduh, ketauan lulus TK-nya nyewa joki nih, itu kan lagu topi saya bundar.. :D

24
Aug

.. Weird Conversation of the Week ..

Suatu hari di kehidupan normal gwe..

Waktu menunjukkan pukul 10.37 waktu setempat. Gwe sedang bersiap-siap berangkat ke kampus.

Okeh, cek barang2 dulu.

Buka tas.

Andrea.. Check.
Andrea’s adaptor.. check.
Si Gajah.. check.
Kecap bango.. Check. *ooh, iya, sebagai anak kecap, ini adalah bawaan wajib ada dalam tas gwe*

OKE, lengkap. Sekarang cek kantong.

Ha, kenapah? menurut lo ada yang kurang? Ngga kok, udah lengkap.

Ooh, iya, emang, tas gwe ga pernah berisi buku, baik buku catetan atau text book buat kelas nanti malam, ga penting. *wow, kecap lebih penting daripada buku, mahasiswa apa ini?*

Zen di kantong kanan.. check.
Ponsel di kantong kiri.. check.
Dompet di kantong kanan belakang.. check.

OKe, ready to go.

FYI, perjalanan dari mahallah *asrama* ke kampus gwe itu menghabiskan 5 menit perjalanan dengan jalan kaki.

Baru jalan keluar asrama, lewat depan kantin, milih lagu Zen, denger lagu If you leave me now-nya Peter Cetera.

Ketika sedang bersenandung, “We’ve come too far to leave it all behind, how could we end it all this way?”

tiba-tiba..

“Management Center, brother? Come, come.”

Reflek, buka earphone kanan, nengok ke kanan juga, karena gwe jalan di sisi jalan sebelah kiri. *yeah, info ga penting*

Tampak sebuah sepeda motor yang sedang dinaiki seorang cowo *kenapa bukan tampak seorang cowo yang sedang mengendarai sepeda motor ya?*, berhenti disamping gwe.

Ha? sapa nih, ai ga kenal dan ga pernal liat kayanya. Berhubung panas, dan ga ada alesan untuk nolak, ai naik lah ke motornya. Eh, kenapa gwe jadi berbahasa “ai?”

Percakapan selama kira2 2 menit di motor.

Gwe *memulai percakapan*, “Thank you, brother.”
Dia, “No problem. We’re in the same mahallah, and its so far from the MC”
*MC = Management Center, kampus gwe*

Ta elah, jalan 5 menit aja lo bilang jauh.

Terdiam.

Lalu,

Gwe *babi gaul a.k.a. basa basi pergaulan*, “what’s your name, brother?”

Dia, “… *di sensor, antara gwe lupa nama dia, dan demi keamanan gwe, hehe*. I’m from Thailand.”

Gwe me-reply, “Ooh. I’m Hamdiy. From Indonesia.”

Dia *dengan cool*, “I know.”

Wow, magic. Dia tau nama gwe.

Gwe, “ooh. You’re a management student?”

Dia, “yeah. I’m in MM. *Master of Management*”

Gwe, “ooh. I’m taking MBA.”

Dia *lagi2 dengan cool*, “Yeah, I know.”

Wow, amazing. Sekarang gwe ga tau, apa gwe harus tersanjung atau ngeri ke dia.

Untungnya udah nyampe MC, jadi lah gwe turun dan mengucapkan terima kasih. Dan ternyata, dia ga turun, dan mau pergi ke library.




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